Looney Limericks Unleashed In The Sonora Desert

"The Dilemma"  by Ross

 

From: "Ross" <irosanne@tds.net>

 

 


 
 "Mano," Buck grumbled to his best pal

and pardner at The High Chaparral,

"It jes' don' make no sense
 
 ta be mendin' this fence.

When we could both be in
Tucson, with some sweet, young gal!"
 
 
 
"Agreed, Compadre!" Manolito muttered, and wiped the sweat from his brow,
 
"I would much prefer to corral some lovely senorita--than a cow.

 But...to hide the fact that we're gone

from your brother, John?

Let me know, if you ever figure out how."

 

 

 

 

 

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